Thursday, March 12, 2009
Rock/Paper?/Scissors
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear it up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!"
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I am lol!!! I don't even know what else to say to that! HILARIOUS!
What?! Are you mad at something taking it out on a game?
LOL!!!! I totally get that frustration!
Okay what did you lose? Hey, that's a good piece of info to know that you always choose rock and also that one must be quick to move when that rock comes flying towards one's face! Them's just the rules Tree! :oP
ROFL!!!!!! this is sooooooo funny! i guess i'll never be playing this game with you!!!!
That is good logic and totally hilarious!
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